Friday, February 17, 2006

Stupid is as Crowd Surfer Does



A quarter of the way into Matisyahu's set people started crowd surfing. First the punk-rock kid near the front went up; next a tiny girl who had just finished smoking a bowl. They tossed her around like a beach ball until she landed in an unaware pocket of trustafarians. At least they didn’t let go of her feet. She stood up and immediately started throwing punches at some home-schooled-looking girl. Oi vey. People, crowd-surfing is not cool. It's actually pretty selfish and a complete pain. That's all I have to say about that.